Happy Monday Quotes Funny Jokes & Wishes

Monday is recognized as an up hill tasks in the sight of those who perceive it negatively, Then it left for you to think positively and get positive result and don’t let your unhappiness and sadness be related to your Monday, share your enthusiasm, hope and good expectations with others with this happy Monday quotes funny and send it as an inspirational, motivational, positive and good morning Monday quotes, and wish your friends of and relatives a very fun and happy Monday.

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Happy Monday quotes funny

  • If only one of the presidential candidates would have the incentive to “make Mondays part of the weekend” into his platform. I think he would get a lot of votes.
  • Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code. Happy Monday quotes funny.
  • Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!
  • Have a blessed Monday, remember that it is the first day without mistakes.
  • Your Monday gift is ready: open a box with joy, laughter, and happiness.
  • Life offers so many great choices, all you have to do is to see them.
  • Meet this Monday with positive thoughts and you won’t face negative things throughout the week.
  • Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
  • Feel good vibes today and let them guide you. Have a nice Monday.
  • Monday is a perfect day for the expansion of the boundaries and the implementation of all plans.
  • Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.
  • Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
  • Keep your heart open for kindness and mercy, remember that God is always with you. Happy Monday!
  • There are no miracles on Mondays.

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Happy Monday morning quotes

  • Let this Monday be the beginning of the week, full of new opportunities, and kept promises.
  • Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
  • I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.
  • The art of being happy incorporates the ability to see the beauty everywhere and to be able to enjoy simple things. Start your Monday with this art.
  • On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
  • Don’t waste your time, Monday is a new opportunity to change your life for the best. Have a nice Monday!
  • Love what you do, forget that you’ll meet your boss today and Monday will be kind to you.
  • Meet this Monday with a smile. Work hard and remember that you don’t have to impress anybody.
  • Don’t think that Monday is another working day, consider it as a chance to show a good result. Happy Monday quotes funny.
  • Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
  • Every Monday is a gift, so don’t be impolite, gifts cannot be returned, so accept it and spend with pleasure.


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Monday quotes positive

  • Monday is the hardest day of the week if you haven’t finished your work on Friday, but you are a hard worker and Monday will be a relaxed day for you.
  • I wish you to have warm relations with your work and then each Monday will be a holiday!
  • Every Monday is a chance to start a new fabulous week!
  • If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.
  • A day of worry is more exhausting than a new week of work.
  • Monday is too hard to start a new week with it.
  • Find a job you like and you add five days to every new week.
  • Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.
  • “Begin your Mondays with a positive thought. No – being positive about hating Monday doesn’t count.”
  • “Hey, look at the bright side: Mondays will only happen once per week.”
  • “Monday – why are you here again? I told you to go away with Tuesday and Wednesday. Thursday can stick around because it’s close friends with Friday, Saturday and even Sunday.” Happy Monday quotes funny.


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Amazing Monday quotes

  • “Sorry guys. I’m just suffering from Pre-Monday Syndrome.”
  • “If days were people, then Monday would be the person I’d punch every time I saw them.”
  • “I’m really not ready for this week to start. Why can’t we fast forward to Friday already?”
  • “Smile today and say a kind word to a stranger. Take the time to close your eyes and enjoy each moment. Have an amazing Monday everyone.”
  • “What’s the best part about Monday? The ending.”
  • “So many people grumble and complain about Mondays, but I’m grateful for another beautiful day. Have a great Monday everyone.”
  • Dear Monday, thanks for having the word “Mon” in you. That’s French for “mine,” in case you weren’t aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as “my day,” and frankly, that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.
  • Try to feel more optimistic about Monday – do not create a problem at the very beginning of the new week!

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The office Monday quotes

  • Do you really think that Tuesday would be easier if it were the first day of the new week?
  • Hey I know it’s Monday but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.
  • Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
  • Sleep on Monday is the sweetest, but you have to wake up and back to your work. Have a productive week!
  • Don’t let anybody to mess up your day, handle your business and be successful today. Happy Monday. Happy Monday quotes funny.
  • It’s hard to work after the weekend but do your best to make this day stunning. Have a great Monday.
  • Meet a new Monday and remember that happiness is a choice, you are as happy as you decide to be.
  • Let the best accomplishments wait for you today! Good morning!
  • Good morning, meet the first day of the week with a smile and it will respond to you the same in return.

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Dear Monday quotes

  • Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.
  • Wake up, shine and smile today because it’s Monday!
  • Even if today you need a double portion of coffee, use all your energy and imagination to make it a great one! Good morning.
  • Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die. Happy Monday quotes funny.
  • Start a new day and don’t forget to put a part of your heart in everything you do today. Happy Monday!
  • Mondays are tough only for those people, who don’t know how to spend them cheerfully. Get up and have fun today!
  • It’s awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.
  • Today is a gift from God, use it wisely. Good morning.
  • “Hey Monday – I have a question for you: why are you always back here so quickly? Don’t you have any hobbies?”
  • “Why is it that Mondays are so far from Fridays, but Fridays are so close to Monday?”
  • “Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”

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Monday quotes for Facebook

  •  “Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
  • “I really wish that Mondays were as fast as Usain Bolt.” Happy Monday quotes funny.
  • “I’d rather join the Hunger Games than enter the office on Mondays.”
  • “They say that every day is a gift. If that’s true, I want to know where I can return Mondays.”
  • “I haven’t had a Monday this bad since last Monday.”
  • “Tuesday really isn’t that bad. It’s a sure sign that I actually survived Monday.”
  • “Mondays should be illegal.” Happy Monday quotes funny.
  • “When the day his your eye like a giant cow pie, that’s Monday.”
  • “Darn it! Monday found me again. I have to find a better hiding place next time.”
  • “Don’t look! Seriously – don’t look. Great – now that you looked, Monday knows that we saw it, and it’s coming over.”
  • “Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream or Valium in your morning coffee?”
  • “This week has been so long already, and it’s only Monday.”
  • “Ladies and gentlemen – due to a complete lack of interest, Monday has been canceled. Thank you!”

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Monday sarcasm quotes

  • “I’m in so much pain. Has anyone else been hit by the Monday shovel?”
  • “At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
  • “I smell the stench of Monday again – and boy does it reek!”
  • “I’m so not ready for another Monday. Can I please have another Sunday?”
  • “Just take long and deep breaths. Mondays will only last for 24 hours.”
  • It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.
  • Do what your love and what makes you happy and Monday will become your favorite day. Good morning.
  • If you start the week with a positive attitude on Monday, it’ll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week.
  • It is Monday, so wake up & shine! Let a disarming smile and kindness in your heart will be your armor today.
  • For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings. Happy Monday quotes funny.


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Monday motivation quotes for work

  • Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.
  • Let your Monday be filled with unbearable happiness and joy! Happy Monday!
  • Keep going to your aim even if it is Monday.
  • Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays. Happy Monday quotes funny.
  • The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they’re the only people I don’t have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
  • Forecast for Monday: 50% of laughter and 50% of joy. Have a wonderful Monday!
  • Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.
  •  “I have finally realized that Mondays last 50% longer than any other day of the week.”
  • “Just once in my life, I would love to wake up and turn on the television to find that Monday has been canceled and it’s time to go back to sleep.”
  •  “Monday is a lot like a math problem. Add in the irritation, multiply the problems, subtract the sleep and divide the happiness.”Happy Monday quotes funny.
  • “God created Mondays to punish us for all of the things we did over the weekend.”
  • “The single worst part of Mondays is hearing you make complaints about Mondays.”

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Boring Monday quotes

  • “Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
  • “Monday is the best day to start correcting all of last week’s mistakes.”
  • “It’s a new day and a new week. Start the day off fresh and strive to accomplish your best.”
  • “And in the blink of an eye, it’s Monday again.”
  • “Here are three horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow isn’t Friday either. Even the day after tomorrow isn’t Friday.”
  • “Of course it’s Monday. This isn’t my Friday face.” Happy Monday quotes funny.
  • “I hate Mondays, and I hate working. Aside from that, I really am a happy person.”
  • “We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
  • “Monday is that disappointing moment when you drive up to work and it isn’t completely engulfed in flames.”
  • “Mondays would be so much better if they were a part of my weekend blackouts.”
  • “The only possible thing that could ruin a beautiful day in the summer is it also being Monday.” Happy Monday quotes funny.

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Monday afternoon quotes

  • “When you have Monday off, it gives you a great opportunity to start hating Tuesday.” Happy Monday quotes funny.
  • “It’s a comforting thought to know that even the Pope has a strong urge to quit his job every Monday morning.”
  • “I’m so sorry that the calendar played such a cruel joke on you by making your birthday fall on a Monday.”
  •  “At some time, some place, and when you least expect it – Monday strikes!”
  • “Mondays are so mundane – kind of like Tuesdays, minus 24 hours.”
  • “Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.” Happy Monday quotes funny.
  • “Dear Mondays, I really hate to say this, but it’s just not working out between us. You’re not my type. I’m a Saturday kind of gal. Please leave.”
  •  “Alright Monday – how about you go about your business, and I’ll go about mine? Let’s just agree to disagree, and all of this will be over soon.”
  • “Whether you like it or not, Monday is here. You better just suck it up and force a smile.” Happy Monday quotes funny.

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Humorous Monday quotes

  • “Ah, Monday. So, we meet again. I see that my team of blue ninjas failed to finally take you out.”
  • “I’ve decided to file a police report against Monday. She won’t stop stalking me.”
  • “Mondays suck even more than a vacuum cleaner.”
  • “I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
  •  “It may be Monday, but that’s okay. Just be grateful for today.”
  • “Dear Monday, I think it’s time we break up. I’m still seeing Tuesday, and I can’t stop dreaming of Friday.”
  • “Mondays – the start of the work week. They offer new beginnings 52 times each year.”

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